ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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