Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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