There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Randomize
