Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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