this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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