at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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