sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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