So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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