he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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