why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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