just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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