they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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