The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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