Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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