Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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