What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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