any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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