I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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