please come you make the beer taste better
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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