your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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