i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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