She's JV to your varsity
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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