You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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