Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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