it was like his penis was on wheels.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
whose parrot is this?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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