so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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