East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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