Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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