I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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