yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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