Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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