On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The best revenge is premature balding
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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