I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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