Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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