hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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