Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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