Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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