sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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