there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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