So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize