he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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