i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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