Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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