Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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