how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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