She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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