i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
this will be a night to untag.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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