WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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