Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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