I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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