i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
