yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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