You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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